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[January 26th, 2010] |
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Tough shit, bitch.
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[December 14th, 2009] |
So quiet.
I hope the reason is because all you fucking little children got your journals confiscated.
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[November 15th, 2009] |
Call, where the fuck are you? Did you fall into a fucking hole at Hogsmeade or get lost or what?
Eddie Urquhart requires some fucking assistance with some shit.
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[October 23rd, 2009] |
Prepare to fucking lose, Reds.
Yes, I know. Five points Slytherin for language.
Random bit of information? Apparently a female's sense of smell is the most important factor in sexual attraction. Males are all about the physical appearance, but apparently the thing women go for is a good cologne. I find that amusing. Almost as amusing as the fact that when a man looks for a long-term mate, he goes for looks and the chick goes for status and resources. Seems a bit warped, no? Gotta love human psychology.
The first thing you notice in a brilliant specimen of the opposite sex, people? Hit me. I'm bored. And if you're gambling for the game, make sure you bet on the right team. It's going to be bloody good.
Except you, Phoebe. You can bet on Gryffindor.
ADDED LATER: Also. When Bletchley loses his badge, who do you suppose they'll give it to? Oh, do pick me, I would be ever so pleased to serve my house as a Prefect.
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[October 17th, 2009] |
I want a fight.
Someone give me the name of a person who won't run away like a fucking pussy so I can have one.
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[October 13th, 2009] |
Yo, Callum. Guess what club you're joining.
The rest of you need to relax. This is fucking hilarious. I don't think the Headmaster's aware of all the gentlemen's clubs there are in the world where powerful men sit around in tuxedos, getting head from upscale prostitutes as they talk about economics in the Middle East and smoke three thousand galleon cigars.
Who cares?
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[October 8th, 2009] |
It's been a great week, no? Letters home. Fifth Years wanting to know who's hairy and who's not, and who're the best people to shag/kiss/push. What better way to start their careers in child prostitution? A minor bipolar outbreak. Pretty goddamn brilliant. My money's on Slytherin to win, but after the big fucking (hello, Finch-Fletchley) joke that was the Gryffindor/Ravenclaw game, I'm betting less.
So, what's kicking, Hogwarts? Anyone been beaten up lately?
Anyone want to be?
Kidding.
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[September 26th, 2009] |
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If anyone sees Georgia Carmichael, tell her I'm looking for her.
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[September 21st, 2009] |
Premarital sex. Your stances on it, Hogwarts?
Consider this a survey.
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